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Adam Foster was born in the snowy hills of Sweden. After mining coal to support his three children, 12 yr. old Adam Foster turned to a life of crime and was booted out of his Homeland. Now enjoying his freedom in the Land of Plenty, Sir Adam Foster has been able to master the martial arts, basket weaving and high-tech security school bus driving.

Lord Foster is currently residing somewhere in his subterranean layer, under the hot streets of Des Moines, Iowa. While also playing drums for his renowned band HushPuppy*, Foster sports a college permanent record and a private security license.

King Foster the Glorious enjoys dark beers (Guinness of course) , Don Diego Playboy cigars, red wines, and VERY cheap hookers. Foster also resides with his wonderful midget wife, Toast and three wonderful butt-scars, Timmy, Boner and Slinky.

His love for animals has lead to his interest in the breeding habits of his caged Mammoth Iron Golems that support his drinking crutch.

The Almighty God who is I Am (Foster) is a wanted fugitive in four states, five countries and three neighboring planets. Sporting his spandex body suit he enjoys a life of jelly munching and feces warming.

Foster the Flaming Aura of Death, is also available for funerals and bar mitzvahs.

Foster the Horrible, Impaler of Children, Goat Herder of the Virgin Mounds can also be contacted for interviews and book signings.

Des Moines

*Information about HushPuppy may be found on Des Moines' Cityview newspaper web site.